FC Barcelona

When both your rival teams play each other

Who do I hate more……

Ugh But I hate that player

Ugh But I hate that other player too

Seriously why does anyone even like any of these teams?!

Ok wait who is more ahead of us in the log? They must lose this match

Shit they have that many points?!

Ok they must definitely lose

Oh but wait, they’ve already won their difficult matches which means winning this match could give them the title

Crap! Ok then the other team needs to win this

But then we’ll finish below them, Flip it DRAW THE DAMN  GAME


Taylor Swift - Shake it Off College Style

Not sure about all of you guys but I have a crazy amount of projects and assignments and as a break I “remixed’ Taylor’s new song :p Thinking I should actually make an audio version lol

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I stay up too late
Just exhausting brain
How much more can I take?
Feel like I’m insane

Overslept again (an in a-gain)
Running late today
I barely made due date
Need to take a break

Cause I keep stressing,
Always second guessing
It’s kinda now depressing
But my bro says, that i just need to relax

Cause the work is gonna pile, pile, pile, pile, pile
And the colleagues gonna cry, cry, cry, cry, cry
But I just needa shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off
My brain is gonna break, break, break, break, break
Work progression is just fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
But I just needa shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off

I always miss a class
Cause I’m still stuck in my bed
I’m behind 4 weeks of work
Procrastination at it’s worst

Feel like I’m on my own
Wish I could create a clone
Will I pass, I never know
That’s what I don’t know

Need to get back
To academic student
My conscious mind is present
In my mind, saying you better make deadlines

Cause the work gets worse, worse, worse, worse, worse
And the colleagues gonna curse, curse, curse, curse, curse
But I just needa shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off
Friendships might break, break, break, break, break
And some people are just fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you’ve been sleep deprived and exhausting all you brain cells and putting endless hours into that project that other people have been getting down to this sick beat

My good friends went out with their friends
I’m like that’s not fair
I still stuck here with my work
And to the person over there just not giving a care
You’ve inspired me to let go and just shake shake shake

Cause the work will never stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
And the deadlines always drop, drop, drop, drop, drop
But now I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake
Shake it off. Shake it off
I just needa take a break, break, break, break, break
Before I go insane, sane, sane, sane, sane
Stuff it I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off
Shake it off
Shake it off
Shake it off
Shake it off


How EPL went down this past weekend…in GIFS

Manchester United fans initially were like “Yay first game of the season!”

Then we were one down

We managed to equalize

But at the end we were all like

Arsenal fans were first like

But it quickly became this

And then became this:

Liverpool Fans were first like 

Then they conceded

But then they scored again and were happy (That’s Sturridge and Sterling)

Man City were straight up happy

Chelsea were first like

But then they were like


Fancy (Football Style)

People seemed to love my one post so I edited Iggy Azalea’s Fancy to celebrate the start of EPL this week :D Yeah it’s lame but sing with the song :p

Verse 1:

First thing’s first, my team’s the realest (realest)
Watch us and let the whole world feel it (let them feel it)
And we’re still in the Trophy Bizness
We can hold you down, yeah we’re givin’ lessons in winnin (right, right)
You should want a talent like this (huh?)
Dribble fast and pass it quick just like that (yeah)
Free kick here, corner there, goal right there,
Club crest, somethin’ worth a lot more that you can guess (yeah guess that)
Takin’ all shots on goal , yeah we ace that (never)
Keeper swingin, scoring them hattricks (what?)
Bring the subs in, where the fans at?
Celebrating winnin’, you should taste that

Chorus:

We’re so winning
You already know
You’ll give us 3 points
From away game to ho-o-ome
We’re so winning
We can taste this gold
Remember our name
'Bout to owwwwn

Verse 2

I said, “Rivals, we do this, we thought that you knew this.”
Can’t stand no haters and honest, the truth is
Our flow is so flawless, defenders cant stop it 
Swag on our strikers, can’t find others like em
Better get our goals in time, if not the fans, they whine
And swear I meant that there so much that they trend stuff online
So get our goals in time, otherwise the win, declined
I just can’t worry ‘bout no haters, gotta keep win on my mind
Now tell us, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
We be the name on the cup, put our name in bold
We been working, up in here with no space for ya,

Chorus:

We’re so winning
You already know
You’ll give us 3 points
From away game to ho-o-ome
We’re so winning
We can taste this gold
Remember our name
'Bout to owwwwn

Bridge:

Destroy the rival
Let’s now go for the treble win
Make the right call
Refs screwing up, screws up everything
Yeah, we keep turning it up
Win after win, we’re reaching the top
Watch us, yeah we’re so hot
Classic, expensive, you wish you could touch
Us

Verse 3

Still stunning, how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how they does that
Hot team, hands off, can’t touch that
Look at it I bet you wishing you could clutch that
It’s just the way we like it, huh?
We’re so good, you’re just wishing you could act it, huh?
Don’t turn down for nothing
Slaying these teams, one by one yeah got the title now

Chorus:

We’re so winning
You already know
You’ll give us 3 points
From away game to ho-o-ome
We’re so winning
We can taste this gold
Remember our name
'Bout to owwwwn

Who that, who that, our name on the cup

We do that, do that, one’s not enough

Who that, who that, 
Wiiiiiiiiiiiin


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